Hail to the king

Norton I, Emperor of the United States of America


WHEREAS, aE's atrocity towards all hairy men, his immaculately bald head, is publicly paraded in a guise of expunging energy;
WHEREAS, Susan's insidious hindi culture breeding, of titillating obese women and gyrating feminine men, continues;
WHEREAS, Shaafyee's lynching of David Lynch, without due appreciation, is tolerated;
WHEREAS, Senses0 keeps musing about, the philosophy of emptiness and tootbrush;
AND WHEREAS, Murder keeps masturbating to indecent japanese pop culture, otherwise known as hentai;

THEREFORE, We, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico and the blogosphere, do decree that these people be resisted in every and any form necessary;